For the low low price of supporting a sell out company that is willingly collaborating with the Trump regime, I’ll get Android 16.

Loves me some Samsung, but am too disgusted with Google.

Features:

1. Some small back-incompatibilities to irritate devs.
2. Moving menues around to irritate users.
3. More logs to spy on users.
4. More lags and freezes to stimulate upgrades.
5. Some evil shit for the sake of evil.
6. New wallpapers.
7. Some AI shit nobody asked for.
8. ... More shit...
9. Even more shit...

6 new Android features that are tailored to you

they took out the eggplant and the peach emoji

For the low low price of supporting a sell out company that is willingly collaborating with the Trump regime, I’ll get Android 16.

Loves me some Samsung, but am too disgusted with Google.

And here i am with my phone still stuck on 14... I know it was a short time between 15 and 16, but still, catch up a little bit! Honestly, my only complaint about Android. I am not a fan of the pixel series either.

Edit: Never mind! I decided to check for an update and found it was ready as of early May, but for some reason, my phone didn't check. Installing now. Now to wait another 8 months for 16.

Liquid ass that just works.

My guy. Nothing has ever just works now with ios. Their quality has been dropping hard. Riddled with bugs. Notifications is still shit, cant even seperate ringtone, alert and alarm sound, moving icon on homescreen is still infuriating mess, useless app library. That is just on top of my head. I dont remember what else since i dropped ios. Now this, you can bet some liquid gonna come out of people ass.

Dont get me wrong. A16 is equally shit. Blurry mess everywhere. Thank fuck i went with graphene.

Liquid ass that just works.

I so don’t regret saying fuck Google this year and getting an iPhone.

Its all soo boring now. The two major changes I got literally yesterday was to lock out pages in te app drawer and only have a scroll and to separate quick actions and notifications...both of which were new features years ago

6 new Android features that are tailored to you

IMO the only problem with using older version are security updates, or better, lack of them.

Nothing really useful. What I would like to see is better battery life and truly Open Source Android which can be easily degoogled and customized and works on many different devices. An entire ecosystem of Android mods, like me have for Linux. Yeah, that would be nice.

These?

GrapheneOS. No need to even degoogle.

Security updates have been separate for a while now, no? So within reason an older version of android shouldn't be detrimental.

For the low low price of supporting a sell out company that is willingly collaborating with the Trump regime, I’ll get Android 16.

Loves me some Samsung, but am too disgusted with Google.

I so don’t regret saying fuck Google this year and getting an iPhone.