Virtually everything he does hurts the people who voted for him (and all other Americans, and even non-Americans). His supporters are just too stupid to understand.

Let me sell you a Trump steak.

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I can't wait for a month or two from now and the flood of socials screenshots of morons not understanding why their shit doesn't work

So people who have this phone can be ordered by an AI for an organized attack if he is not declared a king?

Yeah, good point.

Americas enemy

So... Greenland?

And is this "small government" in the room with us right now?

[Glances nervously at devices]

Looking forward to alarming articles about how Greenland Internet users are rapidly losing freedom because they have to provide a home address to get service or something stupid like that.

T-mobile

That’s going to have a wider back door than an onlyfans model.

I'm aware...

Not only am I aware but I worked for Omaha Steaks when he kicked that off.

Grifters gonna grift

Make gold gross again.

I can't wait to see those people buy them and then complain about them.

the whole spec list and image was probably an ai prompt output

Yes. Soon it will be small enough to fit inside your blood.

Caesar not only got a month Caesar rewrote the calendar. It was called the Julian Calendar and used for like a 1500 years.

Trump will try to do the same.