Just a big ol' WTF here...

That makes sense—being raised by ChatGPT might be marginally better than being raised by Sam Altman.

@inclementimmigrant @technology Well, that’s a bit sad!

I asked ChatGPT how Sam Altman would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT:

Sam Altman would’ve taken care of his baby the same way the rest of us did before his chatbot existed—by learning, asking, fumbling, caring, and figuring it out like a goddamn human.

Altman’s quote—“I don’t know how I would’ve done that”—feels less like a reflection on parenthood and more like an unintentional glimpse into the kind of disconnection that can happen when you believe your product is the answer to everything.

Of course, he’s not wrong that AI can be useful. But if your first thought when your newborn won’t sleep is to consult ChatGPT, that says more about your priorities than it does about parenthood.

That tracks.

Guys HE doesn't know how. Everyone else does, though. ^___^

Somebody call CPS

Has Sam Altman never heard of parenting books?

On the one hand he's supposed to be a very serious business genius at the forefront of the next wave of technological advancement. On the other, he's just advertising to people how stupid he is.

Dawg, read a fucking book. Ask your parents. Ask your friends that are parents. Or just figure it out yourself. Feed, water, make sure they get lots of sunshine.

"I mean sure, the baby died, but I really wouldn't have known what to do at all without chatGPT! At least it gave me the proper procedure to follow after they died. Who knew you needed to make a post to eBay for a sale of used parts? I guess that's a medical code or something. I should ask ChatGPT!"

Forget chatgpt, I'm appalled that he reproduced.

Books are where it's at!

Don't get high on your own supply.

Through surrogacy. He’s gay.

^(You gotta escape your \^___\^, or else it'll be interpreted as superscript.)

This is a good thing, because it's unlikely ChatGPT would suggest he molest his child as he did to his sister.

books

??? I think I'll have to ask ChatGPT whatever the fuck you're talking about.