My Xiaomi Mi A1 sporting Android 13 says: "hold my beer… "

Dude, what is this book. Who writes like this? I fucking adore it

Same, but for enshittified apps. Just do your job goddammit; no more, no less.

I was always surprised by that (t9 dialing). Surely there was some legal reason for that. It felt so - primative.

I'm sure the 2 iq police in Louisiana will be able to figure any of this out. That equipment will be rotting in some storage unit in 3 months.

I have been chuckling like a dork at this particular patent since such things first became searchable online, and have never found any evidence of it being manufactured and marketed at all. The "non-adhesive adherence" is illustrated in the diagrams on the patent which you can see at the link. The inventor proposes "a facing of fluffy fibrous material" to provide the filtration and the adherence; basically this thing is the softer side of a velcro strip, bent in half with the fluff facing outward so it sticks to the inside of your buttcrack to hold itself in place in front of your anus and filter your farts through it.

Is that useful for completing tasks?

This is what I want to know also. "AI textbooks" is a great clickbait/ragebait term, but could mean a great variety of things.