Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Elon Musk says
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"Jew detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of."
teslas are already death traps now elon can just program it to fill the car up with gas and realise his idols dream.
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This is so stupid.
To me, "AI" in a car would be like highlighting pedestrians in a HUD, or alerting you if an unknown person messes with the car, or maybe adjusting mood lighting based on context. Or safety features.
...Not a chatbot.
I'm more "pro" (locally hostable, task specific) machine learning than like 99% of Lemmy, but I find the corporate obsession with cloud instruct textbots bizarre. It would be like every food corp living and breathing succulents. Cacti are neat, but they don't need to be strapped to every chip bag, every takeout, every pack of forks.
It's because that is the only thpe of machine learning/ai that C-suites and MBAs can wrap their head around. They keep pushing it because they need to look like they ar doing something at their know-nothing/do-nothing job.
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Wow, they really got the chatbot to sound like a right-wing debate bro shithead. They must have had a lot of training data laying around somewhere.
Musk himself, that's what they trained it on
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Jesus Christ… take your upvote
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It's because that is the only thpe of machine learning/ai that C-suites and MBAs can wrap their head around. They keep pushing it because they need to look like they ar doing something at their know-nothing/do-nothing job.
Funny thing is Teslas already have something more sophisticated. They could pipe the FSD's diagnostics to a HUD as a more polished, standard 'overlay' for the driver, literally run with the car's own hardware. You'd think Tesla execs would know about that since it's literally their business, and predates the LLM craze.
...But no.
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Will Tesla autodrive have a sudden surge of crashing into Synagogues and jewish pedestrians now?
It's going to be a fun time when that happens for the first time.
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Somebody needs to Photoshop in the faces of the top MAGA Nazis, like Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller.
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I find it quite telling that Elon Musk didn't make this announcement until Grok went full Hitler.
It's a Nazi car.
Well yeah, he's a Nazi. That's well-established.
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It just nuts that anyone would want this.
Anybody that still sees a Tesla as a viable purchase IS nuts.
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I guess you haven't heard that grok gave itself the nickname "mechahitler."
"Every damn time..." Yikes!
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They will literally ride with Hitler now.
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Musk himself, that's what they trained it on
When it finally reached Full Nazi, The Goblin declared it finished, and ready for release.
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Tbh I always loved the idea of an opinionated car GPS/AI, just for fun, I always thought it would be hilarious if it gave instructions with an attitude or responded to the driver in kind, depending on what you throw at it. Still not buying a Tesla, just saying.
The road rage amplifier.
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This is so stupid.
To me, "AI" in a car would be like highlighting pedestrians in a HUD, or alerting you if an unknown person messes with the car, or maybe adjusting mood lighting based on context. Or safety features.
...Not a chatbot.
I'm more "pro" (locally hostable, task specific) machine learning than like 99% of Lemmy, but I find the corporate obsession with cloud instruct textbots bizarre. It would be like every food corp living and breathing succulents. Cacti are neat, but they don't need to be strapped to every chip bag, every takeout, every pack of forks.
There will be a day where they are efficient enough to slap into a label
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"The car only takes right turns"
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Time to disable automatic updates.
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"Would you like to hear some quotes from Hitler while I drive?"
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Grok is going to roast you mercilessly for not buying a Mercedes as it uses your Tesla to suicide bomb the nearest bagel shop.
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I can't wait for my car to call me a liberal Kike, then confidentiality state that it is Kaiser Hitler the memelord.
