Amazon is reportedly training humanoid robots to deliver packages
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Amazon 1 year after launch: Unfortunately, the space needed for robots in the van means that the van has to return to base 5 times more often to reload with the actual packages and the extra weight of robots more than doubles the weight of the van being lugged around in the form of heavy robots. So that's why we are having to charge more for delivery and why it is taking longer for you to get your packages. But at least we can pay fewer salaries.
schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 08:48 zuletzt editiert vonAlso we don’t pay taxes but will fuck up the roads with the extra weight. Good luck driving over potholes suckers!
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Better keep a big furnace full of molten steel ready just in case.
schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 08:48 zuletzt editiert vonGallium would do
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Wanna bet its 7000 Indian workers again?
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Amazon announced using drones in 2014. In pop culture, drone delivery is like an assumed common practice. Yet fucking nobody gets their packages delivered by drone. It's been over a decade.
These robots are vaporware. Amazon will get a stock bump and that's the whole point.
schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 09:18 zuletzt editiert vonThat's a great point. Where are all those delivery drones? Lol
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Yeah, humans regularly deliver stuff wrong on our street. There is no way robots will manage. I get packages for both by neighbours and they get mine more often than correct deliveries and one of my neighbours is a business.
schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 09:35 zuletzt editiert vonAt my old workplace we ended up getting like a thousand toilet seats delivered to us. We were a web publishing firm.
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They are trying to solve last-mile delivery problem
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This post did not contain any content.schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 09:47 zuletzt editiert von vanilla_puddinfudge@infosec.pub 6. Juni 2025, 11:50
The robot then encounters the entirely unpredictable American rural south
staircases half busted up surrounded by weeds and gravel roads full of holes
robots fucked with by kids who are now tying it to a tree with bungie cords for fun
one being dragged off in the background by a dude with a welding mask on
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This post did not contain any content.schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 10:04 zuletzt editiert von
They already treat their workers like humanoid robots, so this tracks.
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I just stop buying from Amazon
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They are trying to solve last-mile delivery problem
schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 10:19 zuletzt editiert vonThey are wasting tax payer dollars
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Amazon announced using drones in 2014. In pop culture, drone delivery is like an assumed common practice. Yet fucking nobody gets their packages delivered by drone. It's been over a decade.
These robots are vaporware. Amazon will get a stock bump and that's the whole point.
schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 10:24 zuletzt editiert von zetta@mander.xyz 6. Juni 2025, 12:25Amazon just rolled out their first production drone delivery SSD site in Phoenix. It's sorta shit though.
Zipline is way more interesting and I can wait for them to go live in my area.
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Yeah, humans regularly deliver stuff wrong on our street. There is no way robots will manage. I get packages for both by neighbours and they get mine more often than correct deliveries and one of my neighbours is a business.
schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 10:25 zuletzt editiert von zetta@mander.xyz 6. Juni 2025, 12:26What you just described is humans causing the issue, drone delivery would absolutely solve your problem.
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This post did not contain any content.schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 10:37 zuletzt editiert von
Why is everyone here so negative about this? This is pretty cool!
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They are wasting tax payer dollars
schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 10:38 zuletzt editiert von doodledup@lemmy.world 6. Juni 2025, 12:39Tax payer dollars? Also, why waste? It might pay off with more efficient and cost effective delivery. R&D is never a waste. You can't tell if something will work if you haven't tried.
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Why is everyone here so negative about this? This is pretty cool!
schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 10:57 zuletzt editiert vonBecause I've seen this movie before, and it did not turn out well for the humans.
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Why is everyone here so negative about this? This is pretty cool!
schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 11:05 zuletzt editiert vonWould be cool, if it wasn't so hard to find a job already. Now androids are going to take the rest. If I would be able to buy an android for doing house chores then yes it would be cool
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Amazon announced using drones in 2014. In pop culture, drone delivery is like an assumed common practice. Yet fucking nobody gets their packages delivered by drone. It's been over a decade.
These robots are vaporware. Amazon will get a stock bump and that's the whole point.
schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 11:12 zuletzt editiert vonYou are wise
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At first glance it looked like the robot has a tail. That would be cool and seems like it might help somehow. Add a tail!!
schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 11:12 zuletzt editiert vonPass the blunt
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This post did not contain any content.schrieb am 6. Juni 2025, 11:16 zuletzt editiert von sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6. Juni 2025, 13:18
Amazon still can't even figure out how to reliably get human drivers door passcodes into an apartment building, and then into its mail/package locker room.
The map system it uses for telling drivers how to get around a city to make deliveries is also garbage, can't account for traffic, punishes people for using faster side routes to get to the same place, tells you to park in areas that either have no parking at all, or where parking there would majorly disrupt traffic, or assumes available street parking will always exist in places and times it almost never does.
I once did an Amazon delivery gig where they booked me in for the time slot, I get to the FC, after waiting an hour they tell half of us: 'oops we booked too many drivers, so today you all get $200 for showing up and doing nothing, go home now'
???
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Amazons “genius” packing bots will throw a tiny fragile thing with a medium size heavy thing in a box 16x too big along with a shred of packing material.
Can’t wait to have that same “genius” applied to the actual delivery itself.
Seriously, I make maybe 5 or 6 Amazon purchases per year. I would say at least 50% of those disappoint in some way: the item was misleadingly listed, or it was damaged in shipping, or it doesn’t arrive when the promised. I really don’t find it convenient at all.