Dawg, read a fucking book. Ask your parents. Ask your friends that are parents. Or just figure it out yourself. Feed, water, make sure they get lots of sunshine.

"I mean sure, the baby died, but I really wouldn't have known what to do at all without chatGPT! At least it gave me the proper procedure to follow after they died. Who knew you needed to make a post to eBay for a sale of used parts? I guess that's a medical code or something. I should ask ChatGPT!"

Forget chatgpt, I'm appalled that he reproduced.

Books are where it's at!

Don't get high on your own supply.

Through surrogacy. He’s gay.

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This is a good thing, because it's unlikely ChatGPT would suggest he molest his child as he did to his sister.

books

??? I think I'll have to ask ChatGPT whatever the fuck you're talking about.

I believe the answer Sam is by being a parent and figuring shit out. Babies do very few things: eat, pee, burp, shit and sleep. If they have done all those things within a reasonable timeframe then it is likely they are hot, cold or otherwise uncomfortable. And some babies just want you to talk to them and hold them. After spending time raising your child you'll develop a sixth sense for what a cry is for so first you have to spend time with them.

Now, if you are filthy rich you shove the screaming sack of skin into the nearest nanny and GTFO. Later in life you'll wonder why your relationship is business like at best and transactional at worst with your kid, which you will lament to your therapist about, but still fail to have the self realization that it's because you were never a parent.

P. S. Please fall out a high rise window or down a very long hard flight of stairs ASAP.

wtf m8

What a gimp

He’s married.

I mean why are you surprised, he’s not a bad looking guy and is very successful.

That says a lot about how worthless if a human he is.

Tech companies do t want us to have friend or family connections. Sad and lonely people buy more stuff.

Calling him successful is technically true, but it kind of glosses over some very pertinent details of his success. He's a billionaire, and you don't get to be a billionaire without doing a lot of monstrous things to good people.

The surprise isn't whether he's good looking enough to get a partner. The surprise is over the fact that there's another human being who thinks that those are qualities worth overlooking, especially one who's queer, since billionaires like Sam Altman support the current regime that's wholly against LGBTQ+ folks. And that same person with questionable tastes in partners wanted to take care of another human being with Sam Altman.

Yeah, this. Same thing with Elon.

Who tf would have a baby with that wanker?

What a burn! Hahahahahah that was a good one!