Trump Mobile launches $47 service and a gold phone
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You're fucking shitting me. I refuse to believe that's reality and you can't convince me otherwise.
Let me sell you a Trump steak.
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I can't wait for a month or two from now and the flood of socials screenshots of morons not understanding why their shit doesn't work
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So people who have this phone can be ordered by an AI for an organized attack if he is not declared a king?
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Huawei? I think you're giving them too much credit, haha. I'd guess it's likely to be some unknown, no-name garbage, like you'd get from Wish or Ali-Express (or similar) for dirt cheap.
Yeah, good point.
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Looking forward to a map produced next year by some thinly veiled US-supported NGO that shows corruption in the world and America will still be not corrupt but America's enemies will be very corrupt.
Americas enemy
So... Greenland?
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Is this
Phone service under the direct control of the President of the United States of America
Small government?
And is this "small government" in the room with us right now?
[Glances nervously at devices]
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Americas enemy
So... Greenland?
Looking forward to alarming articles about how Greenland Internet users are rapidly losing freedom because they have to provide a home address to get service or something stupid like that.
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Who's network does it run on?
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Who's network does it run on?
T-mobile
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That’s going to have a wider back door than an onlyfans model.
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Let me sell you a Trump steak.
I'm aware...
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Let me sell you a Trump steak.
Not only am I aware but I worked for Omaha Steaks when he kicked that off.
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Grifters gonna grift
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Make gold gross again.
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I can't wait to see those people buy them and then complain about them.
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There are numerous errors on the page, from a processor section that doesn’t list a processor
Shit-tier Mediatek. Calling it now.
the whole spec list and image was probably an ai prompt output
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And is this "small government" in the room with us right now?
[Glances nervously at devices]
Yes. Soon it will be small enough to fit inside your blood.
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He was pissed to find out Ceaser has his own entire month.
Caesar not only got a month Caesar rewrote the calendar. It was called the Julian Calendar and used for like a 1500 years.
Trump will try to do the same.
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Looking at the webpage, it's obviously a 100% Chinese product licensing the Trump name.
There are numerous errors on the page, from a processor section that doesn’t list a processor, RAM that’s described as storage, and the boast of a “5000mAh long life camera,” when it presumably means the battery.
If you ever thought the Trumps weren't grifters, this should clear it up:
“Trump Mobile is going to revolutionize cellphones, mobile calling,” Eric Trump told Fox News
There's absolutely nothing revolutionary here. It's a cheap Chinese phone in a tacky case and an overpriced very-not-new MVNO phone service.
I'm other words, it's just another example of how not to do business that all the rubes will throw money at.
Awesome.
