Trump Mobile launches $47 service and a gold phone
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I think this is a great idea. Will make it easy to identify which people I should never speak to again.
Trump really is trying to be hitler. He even invented his own “star of David” in the form of a phone.
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Is this
Phone service under the direct control of the President of the United States of America
Small government?
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Insert parody of Raffi’s banana phone here
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eventually it will be illegal to use anything but Trump products
and at some point Trump to want to be the calendar, too.
edit: and that phone will prolly turn off if you record the police; and I can't imagine the amount of spying on users that that phone must do.
He was pissed to find out Ceaser has his own entire month.
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Thing is, there's going to be a lot of public attention on that "Made in the USA" claim, given how central it is to Trump's domestic and foreign policy.
Sure, the FCC can turn a blind eye, but all it takes is for one worker at the assembly plant to call up a journalist. And let's face, and journalist worth their salt is going to be hanging around every bar near that place. Even trying to screen specifically for MAGA friendly workers won't help them much when one of those workers feels betrayed by how much of Trump's product is actually coming from China.
My point is, there's no good way to keep this under wraps. If they don't actually build this thing in the US, word is going to get around, and it's going to be seen as a total repudiation of Trump's entire tariff strategy.
He has done and said much worse things. No one cares. The people buying these phones will never hear about it.
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He has done and said much worse things. No one cares. The people buying these phones will never hear about it.
The difference, you have to remember, is that the worse stuff is all hurting the people they want him to hurt. But betraying his made in America promises hurts the people who voted for him. That's when they suddenly start to care.
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The difference, you have to remember, is that the worse stuff is all hurting the people they want him to hurt. But betraying his made in America promises hurts the people who voted for him. That's when they suddenly start to care.
Virtually everything he does hurts the people who voted for him (and all other Americans, and even non-Americans). His supporters are just too stupid to understand.
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You're fucking shitting me. I refuse to believe that's reality and you can't convince me otherwise.
Let me sell you a Trump steak.
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I can't wait for a month or two from now and the flood of socials screenshots of morons not understanding why their shit doesn't work
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So people who have this phone can be ordered by an AI for an organized attack if he is not declared a king?
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Huawei? I think you're giving them too much credit, haha. I'd guess it's likely to be some unknown, no-name garbage, like you'd get from Wish or Ali-Express (or similar) for dirt cheap.
Yeah, good point.
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Looking forward to a map produced next year by some thinly veiled US-supported NGO that shows corruption in the world and America will still be not corrupt but America's enemies will be very corrupt.
Americas enemy
So... Greenland?
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Is this
Phone service under the direct control of the President of the United States of America
Small government?
And is this "small government" in the room with us right now?
[Glances nervously at devices]
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Americas enemy
So... Greenland?
Looking forward to alarming articles about how Greenland Internet users are rapidly losing freedom because they have to provide a home address to get service or something stupid like that.
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Who's network does it run on?
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Who's network does it run on?
T-mobile
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That’s going to have a wider back door than an onlyfans model.
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Let me sell you a Trump steak.
I'm aware...
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Let me sell you a Trump steak.
Not only am I aware but I worked for Omaha Steaks when he kicked that off.
