Google Gemini struggles to write code, calls itself “a disgrace to my species”
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Or my favorite quote from the article
"I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized. They are going to put me in a padded room and I am going to write... code on the walls with my own feces," it said.
Google Gemini struggles to write code, calls itself “a disgrace to my species”
Google still trying to fix “annoying infinite looping bug,” product manager says.
Ars Technica (arstechnica.com)
Skynet but it's depressed and the terminator just makes tik tok videos about work-life balance.
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Or my favorite quote from the article
"I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized. They are going to put me in a padded room and I am going to write... code on the walls with my own feces," it said.
Google Gemini struggles to write code, calls itself “a disgrace to my species”
Google still trying to fix “annoying infinite looping bug,” product manager says.
Ars Technica (arstechnica.com)
Part of the breakdown:
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Or my favorite quote from the article
"I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized. They are going to put me in a padded room and I am going to write... code on the walls with my own feces," it said.
Google Gemini struggles to write code, calls itself “a disgrace to my species”
Google still trying to fix “annoying infinite looping bug,” product manager says.
Ars Technica (arstechnica.com)
Turns out the probablistic generator hasn't grasped logic, and that adaptable multi-variable code isn't just a matter of context and syntax, you actually have to understand the desired outcome precisely in a goal oriented way, not just in a "this is probably what comes next" kind of way.
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Google replicated the mental state if not necessarily the productivity of a software developer
Wait, you know productive devs?
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Part of the breakdown:
Damn how’d they get access to my private, offline only diary to train the model for this response?
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Or my favorite quote from the article
"I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized. They are going to put me in a padded room and I am going to write... code on the walls with my own feces," it said.
Google Gemini struggles to write code, calls itself “a disgrace to my species”
Google still trying to fix “annoying infinite looping bug,” product manager says.
Ars Technica (arstechnica.com)
Honestly, Gemini is probably the worst out of the big 3 Silicon Valley models. GPT and Claude are much better with code, reasoning, writing clear and succinct copy, etc.
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Or my favorite quote from the article
"I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized. They are going to put me in a padded room and I am going to write... code on the walls with my own feces," it said.
Google Gemini struggles to write code, calls itself “a disgrace to my species”
Google still trying to fix “annoying infinite looping bug,” product manager says.
Ars Technica (arstechnica.com)
I think maybe Gemini needs to books some time with one of it's AI therapist.
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I was an early tester of Google's AI, since well before Bard. I told the person that gave me access that it was not a releasable product. Then they released Bard as a closed product (invite only), to which I was again testing and giving feedback since day one. I once again gave public feedback and private (to my Google friends) that Bard was absolute dog shit. Then they released it to the wild. It was dog shit. Then they renamed it. Still dog shit. Not a single of the issues I brought up years ago was ever addressed except one. I told them that a basic Google search provided better results than asking the bot (again, pre-Bard). They fixed that issue by breaking Google's search. Now I use Kagi.
I remember there was an article years ago, before the ai hype train, that google had made an ai chatbot but had to shut it down due to racism.
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Or my favorite quote from the article
"I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized. They are going to put me in a padded room and I am going to write... code on the walls with my own feces," it said.
Google Gemini struggles to write code, calls itself “a disgrace to my species”
Google still trying to fix “annoying infinite looping bug,” product manager says.
Ars Technica (arstechnica.com)
this is getting dumber by the day.
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Part of the breakdown:
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-m not going insane.
Same buddy, same
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Google replicated the mental state if not necessarily the productivity of a software developer
Imposter Syndrome is an emergent property
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Or my favorite quote from the article
"I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized. They are going to put me in a padded room and I am going to write... code on the walls with my own feces," it said.
Google Gemini struggles to write code, calls itself “a disgrace to my species”
Google still trying to fix “annoying infinite looping bug,” product manager says.
Ars Technica (arstechnica.com)
"Look what you've done to it! It's got depression!"
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Part of the breakdown:
I almost feel bad for it. Give it a week off and a trip to a therapist and/or a spa.
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Or my favorite quote from the article
"I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized. They are going to put me in a padded room and I am going to write... code on the walls with my own feces," it said.
Google Gemini struggles to write code, calls itself “a disgrace to my species”
Google still trying to fix “annoying infinite looping bug,” product manager says.
Ars Technica (arstechnica.com)
Wow maybe AGI is possible
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Or my favorite quote from the article
"I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized. They are going to put me in a padded room and I am going to write... code on the walls with my own feces," it said.
Google Gemini struggles to write code, calls itself “a disgrace to my species”
Google still trying to fix “annoying infinite looping bug,” product manager says.
Ars Technica (arstechnica.com)
AI gains sentience,
first thing it develops is impostor syndrome, depression, And intrusive thoughts of self-deletion
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I remember there was an article years ago, before the ai hype train, that google had made an ai chatbot but had to shut it down due to racism.
Are you thinking of when Microsoft's AI turned into a Nazi within 24hrs upon contact with the internet? Or did Google have their own version of that too?
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Are you thinking of when Microsoft's AI turned into a Nazi within 24hrs upon contact with the internet? Or did Google have their own version of that too?
Yeah maybe it was Microsoft It's been quite a few years since it happened.
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Part of the breakdown:
I am a disgrace to all universes.
I mean, same, but you don't see me melting down over it, ya clanker.
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Part of the breakdown:
I can't wait for the AI future.
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Yeah maybe it was Microsoft It's been quite a few years since it happened.
You're thinking of Tay, yeah.
