The President of the United States interfering in the internal affairs of private corporations, while the part of the electorate who gave him the job clutches their pearls about encroaching 'socialism'. Not even the most perverse satirical mind could make this shit up. The global supply of hallucinogens is grossly insufficient.

But there's clearly an overabundance of stupidity. They're acting like Idiocracy was a training video.

I do wonder if he bought Intel stock after saying that, knowing he'll say the opposite next week and sell it right back.

Well, yeah, but what can one reasonably expect from a bunch of idiots but to miss the point? It's what they do best.

Or, he has some inside information that the Intel CEO is going to resign and wants to pretend he has that kind of power.

Republicans from 2011:

[Republican Congressman Paul Ryan] told "Fox News Sunday." "We shouldn't be picking winners or losers in Washington. We should be setting the conditions for economic growth so that the private sector can create jobs. Washington is not good at picking winners and losers, so we shouldn't try."
GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain echoed the advice.
"The government should not be in the business of picking winners and losers because most of the time they pick the losers," he said.

warning: foxnews source

I do not wonder anymore because he and his little band of insider traders have done this many times already (when they're not too busy abusing minors).

Trump is highly conflicted on the Epstein files and needs to remove himself from all influence over the case.

He's the president of Intel too?

That's the standard right wing operating procedure: "We are morally good, therefore we can do no wrong" and that leads to the classic "rules for thee but not for me". It hurts any logical brain.

Jimmy.... Intel, has been an embarrassment to this great company. People are saying, folks are, everyone is saying he's just, the worst. A travesty. Of the highest order. It's as if he was trying to push the market under. Like a. Well I should, people are saying I should ask him to step down but to them I say I won't I might suggest it, humbly, in the press. But I won't ask him to. He will though. We've spoken and he told me "Mr. President Mr. president, what can I do?" and I tell him you got a move the supply chain out of Taiwan. But he doesn't understand that so he won't.

The orange child molester also just appointed himself head of the Olympic committee for 2028 in California and says he will control it with the military.

Idiocracy was just a 101 level. Just a beginner. Our current reality seems to be taking that at least to the 407 level

Epstein files

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Epstein files

Epstein files

Epstein files

Why are we talking about anything else but these? Are people already forgetting that their US president is a pedophile?

How is he conflicted? He knows he's in them and doesn't want them released, so he's just going to pull his usual go to of "deflection" and "change the subject" until people forget.

He’s definitely not conflicted with how he’s going to handle the situation until people forget about it, but he’s got a pretty severe conflict of interest in that he’s likely a party to the criminal activity outlined in those files.

The fact the Olympics are going to be in the state he most hates would make a boycott a win for him, plus he's heard there's a lot of fit teens in the Olympic changing rooms.

Hopefully he will be dead by then.

I don't think that's how oligarchy works. The president is the servent of the billionaire CEOs, not the other way around. Know your place, dipshit. Did he not read the terms of selling his soul?