Did anyone read the TOS and such? Holy shit! So many red flags.

Hey, the "building" of a phone is the part where Mercans put in those tiny screws, as suggested by Administration staff. The low-tech stuff, like fabricating doublesided circuit boards and the microcircuit and mucrowave filter parts mounted on them, all that easy cheap stuff can be done by other people to support the screwers.

Plus you can drink vodka with bits of it in.

And afterwards you can literally shit gold!

Don’t miss the fine print.

*phones not made in the USA

Came here to say this and that there is a good Free software phone that is: https://puri.sm/

Nah, I pay about $25 a month for unlimited talk, text, and 35 GB of high speed data before being dropped from priority. It helps its a MVNO, which is the term for companies that use the networks and infrastructure of the big 3 cellular telecomms without needing to physically maintain them.

I'm calling it, it won't come out. I just doubt it will happen.

If it does, it's a rebranded phone wrapped in fake gold leaf, like the Pablo Escobar phone. https://www.pcmag.com/news/the-phone-from-pablo-escobars-brother-is-just-a-galaxy-fold-covered-in

I pay for a year at once, so I only pay $15 per month for unlimited talk/text and 5 GB of mobile data. Mint is the carrier I use

New day, new grift.

No problem. It's a classic from my meme collection that is so vintage, it predates smartphones. I needed a good excuse to dust it off.