By "Most Human" clearly they mean the most flawed and greedy.

Joke's on them. I just post and comment negative rants.

then they'll use your negativity as a reason not to buy their competition

I'm perfectly able to be negative about them and their competition at the same time.

They just won't show the negative parts about them

blending AI-driven efficiency

This makes me want to throw up

Digitec/Galaxus (local online shop) does this right with user votes.

And statistics.

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

Reddit feels like walking into a creepy anamatronic exibit alone at night. You keep looking for someone to ask where the exit is, and occasionally you bump into another warm blooded creature that is sometimes human, but you slowly start to realise that most of those shadowy figures aren't alive. You're trapped there until you start listening for the real music softly calling below the ambient noise of the exhibit in the distance.

Bastards... I spend a lot of time carefully crafting them

Reddit already had ads that appeared in subs that looked like posts with some tiny text saying it's an ad. This'll make it even more insufferable. screw Spez

I post positive ways to avoid consumerism.

Five nights at Reddit

Because Reddit is a nazi sympathizing, brown shirt wearing shithole for jack booted thugs and fascists. It all started when some cunt at Reddit thought “what if my user base was a product?”, and thus the en-digg-ification of Reddit was complete.

Fuck that fascist friendly corpo shithole, it belongs in the dumpster next to Digg.

Spez is a lizard robot. I mean, just look at it. It's a fucking weird creep

I mean, they do have an API. It's just so expensive that no one but VC-funded EAcc weirdos can use it

Welcome to capitalism!

All of this spying and data hoarding has resulted in a finely tuned advertising machine that directs car ads to people who specifically hate cars with a burning passion. Peak of targeted advertising.

And people still wonder why I use every means within my disposal to block ads. Even if I allowed ads, they aren’t targeted enough to be much more than an annoyance. Even when they somehow manage to show me something I care about, I’m seeing an interesting product from the highest paying company. It’s not the best product in that category, nor is the one that would serve me best. It’s the one from the company that was willing to pay more than any other. Advertising is just so broken in every way you can think of.

Mmmmmm I love not being on Reddit