Headline read to me like Mordor criticizes Shire for query into Sauron's social media platform

"Most humans have more eyeballs than they need so I removed one of yours during the procedure. This can reduce headaches and the likelihood of dying of eye cancer, and was advised by the Eyeball Doctors Group of West Dakota."

why do allow a romantic partner to set boundaries on the potential relationships I could form with others it also just hurt to imagine him being with someone else and preferring them over me My problem is exclusivity being the standard or default requirement for almost everyone, in many case just because that's what everyone else is doing. This deletes, say 95% of the population. It's already a very improbable thing to hook up with someone compatible and have that requirement, unless you have a very high "hook up attempt" rate than you can just forget the whole thing as unrealistic, which I did a long time ago. It's just not going to happen, no interested, the terms are unacceptable I'm not even going to waste any time trying.

Alpro Not Milk comes pretty close for me, oat drink.

That is still beyond extremely optimistic

bizarre, dismal What's bizarre and dismal is that someone is so starved for dopamine and attention from corporations that this is how they perceive what life looks like when you are not being targetted. This is my normal view and it is far better.

Googlebot sad when disallowed access to 18+ videos

The enshittification continues, but it doesn't affect me at all. Piracy is the way to go nowadays that all streaming services suck. !piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com