Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Elon Musk says
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Tbh I always loved the idea of an opinionated car GPS/AI, just for fun, I always thought it would be hilarious if it gave instructions with an attitude or responded to the driver in kind, depending on what you throw at it. Still not buying a Tesla, just saying.
The road rage amplifier.
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This is so stupid.
To me, "AI" in a car would be like highlighting pedestrians in a HUD, or alerting you if an unknown person messes with the car, or maybe adjusting mood lighting based on context. Or safety features.
...Not a chatbot.
I'm more "pro" (locally hostable, task specific) machine learning than like 99% of Lemmy, but I find the corporate obsession with cloud instruct textbots bizarre. It would be like every food corp living and breathing succulents. Cacti are neat, but they don't need to be strapped to every chip bag, every takeout, every pack of forks.
There will be a day where they are efficient enough to slap into a label
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"The car only takes right turns"
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Time to disable automatic updates.
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"Would you like to hear some quotes from Hitler while I drive?"
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Grok is going to roast you mercilessly for not buying a Mercedes as it uses your Tesla to suicide bomb the nearest bagel shop.
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I can't wait for my car to call me a liberal Kike, then confidentiality state that it is Kaiser Hitler the memelord.
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I can't wait for my car to call me a liberal Kike, then confidentiality state that it is Kaiser Hitler the memelord.
Dude. Sell your Tesla to a Republican asshole or something already. Is it really that difficult to get rid of them?
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Dude. Sell your Tesla to a Republican asshole or something already. Is it really that difficult to get rid of them?
Umm, I said I can't wait to be called a slur sir.
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Swasticar, now with 50% more Nazi!
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Grok? Oh, they mean MechaHitler
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Urks, Go away you wannabe Hitler and your shitty Nazi-AI!
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The Swasticar gets more swastika?
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Thats so when the auto drive hits another pedestrian, the car can say "I did nazi that guy".
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Grok: turn left here buddy.
User: um... No, there's no turn there.
Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.
Take the third reich
