She peaced out 3 months after 2 years. I wonder if she had shit that paid out on her anniversary.

I can't believe people still use Twitter.

lol well it went longer than I thought it would.

She was a DEI hire anyway, right folks?

I think this every single time I see news about that website. Like what the fuck is possibly on there that justifies using that piece of shit platform? Insanity.

Thoughts and prayers for the next CEO to not get Grok-blocked.

Thankfully, Linda Yaccarino’s Golden Parachute worked perfectly fine.

Yaccity Yacc, don't come back...

X Pretend CEO Linda Yaccarino

people are always resistant to changing habits

I honestly think Musk will reserve the CEO position for himself. He's getting more and more power hungry lately. There's no way he's gonna share it with someone. And even if he does does appoint a CEO they will just be a rubber stamp.

People just don't want to quit because the alternatives aren't populated enough.... Which is caused by people not leaving. Twitter is to many a necessity for their business, just like many softwares provided by scum companies.

I thought she was already a rubber stamp

I dont really care that the average person still uses twitter... What's INFURIATING is that gov't agencies are still using that shit. Why are important pieces of information still being shared on twitter??

Literally haven't heard anything that this person did as CEO in the two years since she joined.

The Secretary of Defense coordinated military operations on Signal, accidentally included a reporter to the group chat (who later spilled the tea on the whole thing), and in that chat claimed they were "clean" on their opsec.

That's what republicans do. They're dumber than a bag of wet bags.

Lotsa Nazis out there.

Don't be surprised that fascists use the fascist megaphone.

This sketch was about Facebook but it's also relevant to Twitter

What took her so long?

Taking the position himself would rob him of a layer of insulation from public opinion. He'll find himself another rubber stamp, if he can find someone who's sufficiently stupid, greedy, and/or desperate to take the job (and there always is someone). We should start a betting pool on how long that person is going to last before taking the fall for Musk.