When I was complaining about the 10 pieces of paper, each needing a signature and a stamp, just to close one of my bank accounts, the clerk has informed me that some of their procedures has switched to an electronic signature instead. I was pumped! Until he finished the rest of the sentence. By the electronic signature he meant the squigly line, just on a touchscreen.

Some people strive to achieve the pure zen. At that moment I've achieved pure cringe instead.

It's strange though, because that same bank has an excellent API and batch processing available.

I guess it's mostly for their cell services to avoid SIM jacking and stuff. But I agree

I followed a different post and replaced AI with cocaine, and it still works in this context.

Does anyone by chance have tips for someone wanting to sound like Mark Hamil Joker via AI? No particular reason...

plug in AI security device

"Initializing security sweep."

"Security scan finished. All databases wiped clean."

I find it really fascinating, how these people think everything is a complete non-issue, unless money is involved. The society can fuck itself, but if their bank account is at risk, then it's scorched earth time

It is going to be a monkeys paw for the fools who use it.

Yes. He would really like you and the investors to know how good his fraud device is, but you have to promise not to use it to do crimes. Also, if you are afraid of his fraud device he would like to sell you fraud device protection.

Yeah, Sam, we know.

I mean, download xtts2 and feed a six-second clip of Mark Hamill's voice into it. Altman isn't wrong that it's extremely easy these days and a massive security hole.

How about some Yubikeys or smart cards instead of something that requires me to scan my retina and share it with Sam Altman

Nope.

Fuck TD. They enabled this horseshit automatically on my account. Surprise, surprise, it didnt work on my voice, even once.

Supposedly they disabled it three times. Guess what else happened? Someone accessed my damn account, because it was their voice linked to my account.

I'll never have a TD account again. Absolute jackasses in terms of account security, that isn't even the only issue I had with them.

1. Create a problem
2. Sell a solution

I am the system administrator. My voice is my password. Verify me.

"Hey guys, watch out for this torment nexus. It could be pretty scary!"

So are you going to stop building it then?

"...No."

"Did I mention how powerful my products are? Pleeeaaase don't give me money!"

You missed the part where they lie about dropping the database.

Does anyone actually think he's a genius? He's clearly a moron of the highest degree.

Oh he seriously needs to shut up.

He spends his entire time now telling everybody how a product, he is insisting on building, is going to kill us all.

You would have thought that if you were building a doomsday bomb but didn't want to die it'd be pretty easy to just stop building said bomb. But nope everyday he continues making it more and more destructive.

Yeah he's invented the webcam, I suppose we merely have to be thankful that it isn't another train.

1. A solution to your problem already exists and has existed for decades
2. Create a problem
3. Create an unnecessary ugly overhyped solution to the problem