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This is false, but being denied spare parts is a concern for any arms importer

That's as Mexican as Twinkies are French

Spiced roasted meats, pasties and pies with spicy meat fillings, probably a bunch of seafood stuff, you could probably make blackcurrant in a salsa work depending on what you're pairing it with. Beans are an obvious one too.

And tbh, there's loads of great British food. Roasted meats, soups, casseroles, pastries, deserts, etc. That meme needs to die. It's about as accurate as France always surrenders. They're both WW2 era stereotypes that don't make sense outside of that time period. It's especially hilarious seeing it regurgitated by people from a country who eat "cheese" sprayed from a can.

Burrito with Heinz baked beans.

Huh, TIL Twinkies are french

The USA has been the "big brother" for pretty much all of NATO to listen to since the Marshall plan...

Just look how the EU cowed to your gov's tarif demands recently.

I've been telling this to people for years and for years I got laughed at as if I was a tinfoil hat guy

Now people come to me with "did you know this??? Why didn't you tell me this?" and all I can do is blink incessantly to not strangle them right there and then

Micrexit

"Sorry, we're too busy licensing CPU architecture for 99% of all phones to bother"