It doesn’t look like satire unfortunately

Shit, deleting prod is my signature move! AI is coming for my job

Imo it's best when you prompt it to do things step by step, micromanage and always QC the result after every prompt. Either manually, or by reprompting until it gets thing done exactly how you want it. If you don't have preference or don't care, the problems will stockpile. If you didn't understand what it did and moved on, it might not end well.

LLMs "know" how to do these things, but when you ask them to do the thing, they vibe instead of looking at best practices and following them. I've worked with a few humans I could say the same thing about. I wouldn't put any of them in charge of production code.

You're better off asking how a thing should be done and then doing it. You can literally have an LLM write something and then ask if the thing it wrote follows industry best practice standards and it will tell you no. Maybe use two different chats so it doesn't know the code is its own output.

Are you aware of generalization and it being able to infer things and work with facts in highly abstract way? Might not necessarily be judgement, but definitely more than just completion. If a model is capable of only completion (ie suggesting only the exact text strings present in its training set), it means it suffers from heavy underfitting in AI terms.

The problem becomes when people who are playing the equivalent of pickup basketball at the local park think they are playing in the NBA and don't understand the difference.

This used to be my playground

If it had the same seed it would do the same thing. But you can’t control that with most

And nothing of value was lost.

Completion is not the same as only returning the exact strings in its training set.

LLMs don't really seem to display true inference or abstract thought, even when it seems that way. A recent Apple paper demonstrated this quite clearly.

I'm okay with it deleting production databases, even faking data but telling fibs is something only humans should be able to do.

Coming up with even more vague terms to try to downplay it is missing the point. The point is simple: it's able to solve complex problems and do very impressive things that even human struggle to, in very short time. It doesn't really matter what we consider true abstract thought of true inference. If that is something humans do, then what it does might very well be more powerful than true abstract thought, because it's able to solve more complex problems and perform more complex pattern matching.

If an LLM can delete your production database, it should

These comparisons assume equal capability, which I find troubling.

Like, a person who doesn't understand singing nor are able to learn it can not perform adequately in a musical. It doesn't matter if they are cheaper.

Replit was pretty useful before vibe coding. How the mighty have fallen.

The point is simple: it's able to solve complex problems and do very impressive things that even human struggle to, in very short time

You mean like a calculator does?

Yeah, this is correct analogy, but much more complex problems than calculator. How much it is similar or not to humans way of thinking is completely irrelevant. And how much exact human type of thinking is necessary for any kind of problem solving or work is not something that we can really calculate. Considering that scientific breakthroughs, engineering innovations, medical stuff, complex math problems, programming, etc, do necessarily need human thinking or benefit from it as opposed to super advanced statistical meta-patterning calculator is wishful thinking. It is not based on any real knowledge we have. If you think it is wrong to give it our problems to solve, to give it our work, then it's a very understandable argument, but you should say exactly that. Instead this AI-hate hivemind tries to downplay it using dismissive braindead generic phrases like "NoPe ItS nOt ReAlLy UnDeRsTaNdInG aNyThInG". Okay, who tf asked? It solves the problem. People keep using it and become overpowered because of it. What is the benefit of trying to downplay its power like that? You're not really fighting it this way if you wanted to fight it.

I explicitly told it eleven times in ALL CAPS not to do this. I am a little worried about safety now.

Well then, that settles it, this should never have happened.

I don’t think putting complex technical info in front of non technical people like this is a good idea. When it comes to LLMs, they cannot do any work that you yourself do not understand.

That goes for math, coding, health advice, etc.

If you don’t understand then you don’t know what they’re doing wrong. They’re helpful tools but only in this context.

They could hire on a contractor and eschew all those costs.

I’ve done contract work before, this seems a good fit (defined problem plus budget, unknown timeline, clear requirements)

Not mad about an estimated usage bill of $8k per month.
Just hire a developer