I've been saying this for years. glad someone wrote about it.

I'm having a hard time believing the EU cant afford a $5 wrench for decryption

that's because phone makers were pumping out garbage chargers with bare minimum performance for every single phone, isn't it?

Ah, I see what you’re saying, I misunderstood and thought you were taking about picking a different book. Indeed, for the worst case scenario a mediocre AI voice could be an improvement!

... robo chomo?

How about right now? How's that going?