Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.

Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I'm giving it all I got!

Perhaps why we rub our eyes when tired? I wonder.

Study was done in mice, and it relies on massaging specific lymph nodes which are easily accessible for massage (sounds like most of the lymph nodes related to the brain-flushing mechanism are too deep in the neck to really get at).

Super curious if/where humans have analogues.

Instructions unclear, snapped my neck.

note: do not attempt if you’re a chiropractor

Chiropractics is brain waste in itself.

have you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her?

just pretend you're dead and she might go away.

edit:

Then there will be nothing left.

Not working. I still have a lot of waste in my brain.

But it could make your back feel better for a day or two. Why address the cause when we can just temporarily fix the symptoms?

So my brain is full of shit?

I'm a brain chiropractor, I twist the brain

do you at least get some back?

Isn't this also what happens when we sleep?

Most of what they do is just placebo, recently read somewhere about it not even reliefing issues but the noise making people feel better for a short while.

I'm a slab of meat, rubbing my meat to relax my meat. This biomass is relaxed

Second that

I also enjoy rubbing my meat

Man's already massaging her neck and head and saying it's too much, now you want him to massage her back too?

/s lol