I've not seen an ad in years, so they can try to monetize me but will fail spectacularly

Agreed here. Frequently people charge these near where they sleep and the failure mode is... sudden. Couches and beds tend to be really good kindling too. Urgency in this case is probably warranted.

I'm not afraid of that at all. But if you draw shit tons of power from a crappy socket, things start to heat up real quick. Like getting really fucking hot, as in burn your house down hot.

Haha I'm kidding, it's good that you share your solution here.

That is bullshit, the economy is created to force you into the labor market. This is just a symptom of capitalism.

Business Insider was founded in 2007.

... robo chomo?