Clicking "funny/corporate"

"Hello, I’d like to schedule a consultation regarding your botanical solutions division. Please forward me the brochure on your finest… greenery."

Nice, another reason to not use WhatsApp...

Also:

original message: “Please don’t leave dirty socks on the sofa.” The AI then offers “funny” rewrites, such as: “Please don’t make the sofa a sock graveyard,” “Breaking news: Socks found chilling on the couch. Please move them,” and “Hey, sock ninja, the laundry basket is that way!”

Am I the only one that thinks the "funny" ones in the given example are much more offensive than the original one?

„We use end to end encryption but we kindly ask you to provide your full messages to our AI“.

Using AI to write personal messages also seems like the worst use of it.

Hey, didn't you read? It uses "Meta’s Private Processing technology"!!1!

You are not

The original is fine as is.

Whoever still uses this piece of shit software most likely doesn't care for privacy or anything else.
Or just values their stubborn contacts more.

Fun fact: you do not need permission to re-word your own texts if you realize upon re-reading it that one sounds like a snarky bitch.

On Metas private servers, I assume?

Just like their automated, unencrypted chat backup that stores all unencrypted data to your google account.

Yea, but if your kids participates in hobbies that share the info only via whatsapp, you can be the ignorant parent or the difficult parent or just go along…

No, in a very private part of the Cloud, so don't be afraid!

"Fuck you!"

Rephrase professionally

"I strongly disagree with your perspective."

so much better.

Love how some people pretend to be special or unique here. And most likely just for fake karma points.

Luckily i got no kids with some weird hobbies that require WA. And if I'd be in that position, I would still not use it. I don't like to be extorted, even not for "just an app".
Be part of the problem or the solution.

Because I have an opinion? If I'd care for "karma" I'd be on reddit lol. But dude, go with the flow and consume the default. Couldn't care less about what you do.

That near Florida?

Why is this post getting down votes?

I get it's news you don't like, but it's still news people might want to know

Anecdotally, quite a lot of users vote "selfishly" and don't care that downvoting reduces visibility. all and local feeds also fall victim to people voting as if these are their own personal curated feeds.

And I hate it 🫠

It's not just weird hobbies here, but basically all that are somehow organized.
Also a lot of relevant school information is only shared within parent groups on WhatsApp.
My complete WhatsApp-boycott lasted exactly until the first of my childs entered school...